Thursday, June 17, 2010

BP Oil Spill

I want to see the BP executives hang.

Unfortunately though, I'm likely going to have to settle for them paying cleanup and loss-of-income costs. 

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Dear Yahoo!

Dear Yahoo!: 

I have three points to raise: 

Yahoo! Answers is an abomination. I understand that it is a profitable component of your services, but I assure you that in the long run you will benefit from such a cleansing of the internet. The world would benefit enormously if you heed my request.

Your name, while pleasantly modern, really should not have an exclamation mark - look to the top of this letter to see the issue. 

I will not watch videos on your homepage. Provide me with the text article that you post, or else I will leave, and turn on Adblock as punishment. 

Sincerely, Justin